he says silly things even when he is awake

My cell phone rang (to the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man) as I was leaving work today.

Me: Hello?
Tommy: Hey. How's my sugar plum that dances with fairies?
Me: You are crazy.
Tommy: I'm on my way home.
Me: Okay see you when you get here.
Tommy: Love you bye.
Me: Love you bye.